oof i died

boop boop

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why i quit HSR

I asked my dog what's two minus two. He said nothing.

Checking out 1.1

More Twist... for now. Maybe Pokemon later.

i think its time for some big changes, changes not everyone is gonna like

A disco ball is just hanging by a thread.

I was going to try an all almond diet, but that's just nuts

How do cows shop? From cattle-logs.

RIP boiled water—you will be mist.

I know a lot of jokes about retired people, but none of them work.

Someone told me that I should write a book. I said, “That’s a novel concept.”

What kind of shoes does a lazy person wear? Loafers.

What kind of shoes does a lazy person wear? Loafers.