its giving cheese!

The Middle Ages were called the Dark Ages because there were too many knights.✨♡

Want to hear a joke about paper? Nevermind, it’s tearable.✨♡

Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It’s okay. He woke up.✨♡

Dr. Bronners Peppermint Soap Oooweee Oooh

I don’t trust stairs because they’re always up to something.✨♡

SORRY MOMMY YOUR POOPSIES ARE TOAST

So what if I don’t know what apocalypse means? It’s not like it's the end of the world!✨♡

So what if I don’t know what apocalypse means? It’s not like it's the end of the world!✨♡

LESS HORMONAL? ME? BECAUSE OF BUTTHOLES HURTING ME.

A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two-tired.✨♡

Grunt Rizz

I wondered why the Frisbee was getting bigger. Then it hit me.✨♡

The golden voice

I tried to make a belt out of watches. It was a waist of time.✨♡

I tried to make a belt out of watches. It was a waist of time.✨♡