Suddenly Virtua Bart

Not every vintage toy has gone up in price!

Damage boosting is out. Damage Uppies are the new hotness..

"Doctor, I really want to play Dance Dance Revolution by Konami. Is there any hope for me, doctor?"

"Hey, look at you, slugger!" - Japanese people when you make the effort to speak Japanese

Fairy Save

"You need to niche down." *Mini-Dot sound*

Dragon stab! (｀・ω・´)ｼｬｷｰﾝ！

Glitch in the dream emulator

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"Oh god, I got dinosaur bit!! By a T. Rex!!"

...that's not a pit...

"We're good." *dies*

"When I wanna see the Konami logo, I just make breakfast."

The Innocent Are Always Blamed

Someone Wants Dot's Attention