Sofa time with Derka 🛋️

The sun will come out tomorrow

derkajohns explains himself

"I'm going to find you and I'm going to visit you"

Derka got no internet.

Etobicoke

...and he can not lie

Dying light? I dunno, give me a better idea if you have one.

Maybe next time.

Done what?

Derka when the morning wood deflates

For the sound clip but also sad....

The Derkatomy of Man

🐈🤢

You smell funny...

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