Duck 1, Jack 0

When you think you're safe

always start with a surprise attack

The first time your son catches the belt and now you have to lock in

Down with the hater

You make eye contact with the druggie on the otherside of the bus-stop

when the intrusive thoughts win

UFD Tech?

giggle

“It signals you’re going the right way” *does 180 and leaves*

low key

Well that was F***** stupid

When the entirity of your ancestors history flashes before your eyes

what the fudge

POV: You (6yrs old) interupt your drunk dad (50yrs old) while the news is on

Jumpscare