I got Perfectly Preserved Pie

I got hit by baseballs?!?

Just your average medieval lord

I died immediately

They've got MAD HOPZ!

🎶 Goodbye horses 🎶

From berry picking to almost puking

nope

Friends with Benefits... wait, no...

Friends with Lava

Evidence for the inevitable court case.

Dan is very attentive to his snake

I think I lost a hand

Bye Jason

Can I just yeet mysel.......

New voice command?