This game is so dumb but amazing

Your back has gone out from turning off a lamp

I just said I wasn't going to asphyxiate

His last $5 went on a weed gummy

Michael is after Dick. Probably. I mean, who isn't nowadays

Valentine's Boxing Day is where you wake up the day after Valentine's Day

Sometimes you gotta touch up your ears

seems like an only murder knife

Yes, Dr. Loomis, you're a failure.

Them's my people

I opened both cellars. By myself. Rude, rude, rude.

I saw you take your hit of your joint before he killed you

Smash or pass Michael?

they got Melvin

I thought being smart was the point of school

Chickens evolved from dinosaurs, you know