Michael is after Dick. Probably. I mean, who isn't nowadays

Valentine's Boxing Day is where you wake up the day after Valentine's Day

Sometimes you gotta touch up your ears

seems like an only murder knife

Yes, Dr. Loomis, you're a failure.

Them's my people

I opened both cellars. By myself. Rude, rude, rude.

I saw you take your hit of your joint before he killed you

Smash or pass Michael?

they got Melvin

I thought being smart was the point of school

Chickens evolved from dinosaurs, you know

Bruce's last name is Dorkoff?

Naomi Campbell, walk

Is Santa's sack a portal from his sled to the elf toy factory?

Nagaram is an anagram for anagram