Box puts out a BOLO

G...D...L! (I mean people)

Box finds comfort in the death of a stranger (RIP Courtney)

When the meat bowls collide with the desk jars and land in your floor chips

Box reads a scary story

I have a goblin collection

It goes exactly how you think it does

YAAAWWWWW

Mogged by a cutscene

He forgor

When box sees the cargo shorts he just bought for $15 on QVC

a ray of hope is shining through

Box realizes something

MR PRESIDENT THEY HIT THE 2ND TOWER

Bok does a barrel roll

I think it's funny that he paused the game for this little aside