It's pretty sick, I got cat hair in my mouth.

Bob Ross would've had to beat the devil outta me...

Oh sh!t, Eggo my Lego... That's right!

Twisted Steel & Sex Appeal

Problem is, I lost my balls.

Sorry, I'm distracted by weenyworms.

Shooing birds with a broom and beating kids with a baseball bat

Binxi struggles to open the package of Ritz crackers

I gotta fight Mr. Conway Twiggity again.

Ooh, that's tart!

Sucks Troll Butt

CHICKEN STRIPS

Binxi Jumpscared

The train hits Varkon

Binxi Beanboozled: "Barf actually makes me wanna barf!"

This is bulls**t, this is bulls**t, THIS IS BULLS**T!