maybe the bird is speaking to us (it wasn't)

Date night = staring at a bird until it tells you morse code

GOT YOUR NOSE

I KNOW IT'S A TELEPHONE

are you drunk already?!

the totally unexpected surprise inside the box

TARANTULA IS YOUR COMPROMISE?!

what's a floppy disk???

dw it's just my eyeball

SEVERED LEG?!

the thrill of brain worms

evil laughter

WE DON'T EVEN HAVE HOT DOGS

save a horse ride a cowboy huhehehehe

PTERODACTYL???

STABBY STAB STABBY STAB