Well, at least he's self aware

I got a rock

What is going on here?

Carius knows his good features

It just keeps getting better

... What?

You're the boss

Stache's moment of triumph

I need ALL THE CONTEXT

Mary had a little what?!

HOME RUN!

Everything's shiny cap'n, not to fret!

Now, a cameo from the community

Y'ever find a friend?

Broken legs? No. Broken game? Possibly

What are we giving Aleis tonight?!